Jeeps are better than bikes. That’s all there is to say about the matter!
Have you ever ridden a motorbike on the Rubicon trail? How long did you last? A couple of hours? Could you bring your Gazelle tent with you? No! Could you bring a fridge full of cold beer? No! Could you take your fridge, full of steaks and veggies and cold creamer for your coffee? No!
Scientists say “water vapor.” I say “camouflaged alien parking lot.” Every fluffy cloud is a silent spaceship, and turbulence is just Earth airlines bumping fenders with interstellar traffic overhead.
Forget dogs and aloof cats. Your chicken in a backpack delivers fresh eggs, loud opinions, and public chaos. Companion poultry is practical, portable, and only mildly socially catastrophic daily.
When you’ve had a hard day on the trail the first order of business once you’ve set up camp is to relax with a tasty cocktail and let the worries of the day fade away…