about us
floof
Floof is a 2017 Triumph Tiger 800XCA. She’s not fat, she’s fluffy, and she gets it done. This is the absolute golden retriever of motorcycles – sporty and smooth in the twisties, comfortable on long highway hauls and deceptively capable in the dirt… all while toting around extensive creature comforts for motoglamping expeditions. Floof loves long rides on the beach, mountaintop sunrises, and occasionally squeezing her chonky hips through some single track. Her big buggy eyes and marshmallowy disposition make her the most lovable of all ADV motorcycles. Floof would love a sponsorship from Dunlop and Jetpuff.
african bike
The African Bike (not from Africa) is owned by a man so it isn’t loved enough to have a name, and behaves accordingly. It maintains serious facial expressions only with a FAFO attitude – will not hesitate to bury itself in soft shit you’re not supposed to be in or break your leg. Carries tools and other manly shit. But it’s not just another chubby street bike pretending to be a dirtbike… it’s also a middle aged man magnet. Everywhere it parks, some guy who used to ride is guaranteed to walk up and ask “so how do you like that african bike?”
donny + lacey
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