Meteorologists would like you to believe clouds are harmless bundles of condensed water vapor drifting lazily across the sky. That is adorable. It’s the same energy as telling a child the family goldfish “went to live on a farm.” If clouds were just weather, why do they appear in suspicious...

I used to think “pet companionship” meant the classics: a golden retriever who retrieves, a cat who judges, maybe a lizard if you enjoy emotional ambiguity. Then I met Patricia, my hen, and discovered that true friendship sounds like tiny dinosaur footsteps on hardwood at 5:17 a.m. Keeping...

Jeeps are better than bikes.  That's all there is to say about the matter!  Have you ever ridden a motorbike on the Rubicon trail?  How long did you last?  A couple of hours? Could you bring your Gazelle tent with you?  No!  Could you bring a fridge full of cold beer?  No!  Could you take your...

When you have been riding all day it is imperative that you stop to take in the world and relax. And by relax, I mean break out the ice from the cooler, grab a glass and pour yourself a delicious cocktail. This is the lifestyle you've been dreaming of. Go ahead, treat yourself. The most important...