When you have been riding all day it is imperative that you stop to take in the world and relax. And by relax, I mean break out the ice from the cooler, grab a glass and pour yourself a delicious cocktail. This is the lifestyle you’ve been dreaming of. Go ahead, treat yourself.
The most important thing is to start with great ingreients. If you have managed to save some citris then keep that too.
Scientists say “water vapor.” I say “camouflaged alien parking lot.” Every fluffy cloud is a silent spaceship, and turbulence is just Earth airlines bumping fenders with interstellar traffic overhead.
Forget dogs and aloof cats. Your chicken in a backpack delivers fresh eggs, loud opinions, and public chaos. Companion poultry is practical, portable, and only mildly socially catastrophic daily.
Are you sick of getting hot and dusty? Are you missing your favourite tunes and a fridge. Get rid of your pesky bike and updgade to a Jeep!